Boys go to harvard to become bastard… girls go to yale, what the hale….
We don’t need robot butlers to do our chores, i. e. mowing, we just need the mower itself to be robotic and do the chore itself.
“your crush is coming in this way”
“ what should i do?????”
“act normally”
“okay”
when u wake up at 3am and forgot to put ur water on ur nightstand
There are so many better possible uses of this image
then post them urself does it look like i have time to be the sole provider of this meme?
me: *saying “WHAT?” seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions*
also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-
